The Pharmacology

Pick your dose.

Three SKUs, color-coded so you can grab the right one half-asleep in a dark break room. Every bag ships whole bean or ground.

Charting FuelMedium RoastDetails +

Balanced enough to drink black at 0645 and still tolerable at 1400 when you're finally catching up on charting you swore you'd do in real time. No harshness, no drama, no surprises — the whole point is that it never asks anything of you.

Flavor notes

  • · Placeholder: cocoa
  • · Placeholder: toasted almond
  • · Placeholder: brown sugar

Rx

  • DOSE: 1 (one) 12 oz cup, PO, q4h
  • ONSET: 12–18 minutes
  • DURATION: 4–5 hours
  • ROUTE: PO (by mouth)
Bedside MannerLight RoastDetails +

Light, clean and forgiving. Takes cream, oat milk, or three pumps of whatever's in the break room fridge without falling apart. This is the one you hand to the person who says they 'don't really like coffee' and then watch them come back for a second cup.

Flavor notes

  • · Placeholder: citrus
  • · Placeholder: honey
  • · Placeholder: stone fruit

Rx

  • DOSE: 1–2 cups, PO, PRN
  • ONSET: 10–15 minutes
  • DURATION: 3–4 hours
  • ROUTE: PO (by mouth)
Code BoldDark RoastDetails +

Heavy, low and loud. For the shifts that go sideways at 0300 and the mornings after them. Brew it strong, drink it fast, debrief later.

Flavor notes

  • · Placeholder: dark chocolate
  • · Placeholder: molasses
  • · Placeholder: smoke

Rx

  • DOSE: 1 cup, PO, STAT
  • ONSET: 8–12 minutes
  • DURATION: 5–6 hours
  • ROUTE: PO (by mouth)